Matt Bors for January 12, 2015
Transcript:
Muhammad: Welcome to paradise, Jihadi dudes! Great job on all the killing! Terrorist #1: Yeah, we shoed those cartoonists and that nice Muslim police officer a thing or two! Terrorist #2: Wait, are we in - ? Muhammad: An obit cartoon with a drawing of Muhammad? 'fraid so. Terrorist #1: That's the worst thing EVER!! Terrorist #2: Kill everyone cuz I'M MAD. Muhammad: Chill out, guys. It's a pretty mediocre cartoon.
braindead Premium Member over 9 years ago
I can’t wait for the NYT description to come out.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
In Christianity and Judaism, the command is for blasphemy (or lots of other minor offenses) you get stoned to death. At least with the crazy component of “Islamists” (using the term lightly) at least you get virgins.(But the edited out actual WARNING is, might be those are virgin goats?)
aerilim over 9 years ago
Bors, you got my respect!
sartre over 9 years ago
There are no 72 virgins, people. That’s a fabrication.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
dtroutma: The houri referred to are made of smoke and musk and are perpetually virgin. Just afterlife servants.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
Among many others, the guard at the Holocaust Museum was murdered by an “avid” Christian. Jewish radio guy some years ago, avid Christian. Lynchings all across the country “back in the day”, like well the guy dragged to death in Texas, and many, many, more.
ConserveGov over 9 years ago
ReFlex-76 said, 17 minutes ago@Nos Nevets“How many dots do you need before you can detect a pattern?”.“I’ll know when I see a pattern”Sir, you are either blind or stupid.
nefa over 9 years ago
So the prophet Muhammad welcomes terrorists with “Great job on all the killing!”That’s quite a statement, mr. Bors.
rossevrymn over 9 years ago
Well, we just found out what it takes for Bors to denounce a Muslim terrorist.
nefa over 9 years ago
@ReFlex-76That’s the way to see a pattern: ignore everything that doesn’t fit in the pattern.
38lowell over 9 years ago
The 72 virgins are 72 years old.
groznythered over 9 years ago
Good job, Matt. Better statement than a drawing of a pencil stabbing an terrorist.