State workers, being the economic geniuses that they are, recommended that I self-employ since I’m locked out of the employment market thanks to the state government. When I asked how I would get the capital needed to do that, they suggested “consulting” as it doesn’t take any money at all. “No, just a reputation of being a deep font of knowledge, and reputation is exactly why I’m locked out of the job market, sweetie.” State workers really hate it when you call them “sweetie”.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
State workers, being the economic geniuses that they are, recommended that I self-employ since I’m locked out of the employment market thanks to the state government. When I asked how I would get the capital needed to do that, they suggested “consulting” as it doesn’t take any money at all. “No, just a reputation of being a deep font of knowledge, and reputation is exactly why I’m locked out of the job market, sweetie.” State workers really hate it when you call them “sweetie”.