Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 12, 2015
February 11, 2015
February 13, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack, by richard thompson don't pinch that chocolate! confused by the chocolate assortment you received for valentine's day? use this e-z guide. unidentifiable creme that's so sweet it makes you cough. the exact same, only pink. mayonnaise. a topical analgesic. wild ed's hellfire-spittin' bowel rocket hot sauce. pepperjack cheese. organ meats. somebody already pinched this one. depleted uranium and walnuts. this is the knob off a kitchen drawer. nougex, the latest in nougat technology, with unparall tensile fully ten times that of previous nougat. peanuts! run! a half-smoke. helium-infused orange creme. chocolate: pfth- i'm not sure what it is, but it's making a noise.
jack fairbanks about 9 years ago
Let’s not forget the perennial favorite, “camo-ex lax”
digitydigitydigity about 9 years ago
LOL Tears are coming outta my eyes.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
That clarifies chocolates considerably!I used to like chocolates, until about two minutes ago….
puddlesplatt about 9 years ago
I ate 4 in a row, am outa here!
reedkomicks Premium Member about 9 years ago
Mayo!!
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
Where are the Crunchy Frogs?
Mike Parsons Premium Member about 9 years ago
The Crunchy Frogs looked too much like the Ed’s Hellfire-Spittin’ Bowel Rocket Hot Sauce chocolates, and have already been consumed – much to somebody’s chagrin!
The Depleted Uranium/Walnut ones might do in a pinch for those who crave the crunchy though…