Pat Oliphant for February 17, 1998

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Men: OK, how 'bout we let all the air outa his tire? Or get in his closet and reverse all the hangers! Let's order 500 Big Macs delivered to the White House! I wanna put sugar in his gas tank. What we do we get some chick to call up and pretend to be Monica! Yeah - and say to him, "Hey, creep - where's my Valentine's Card?" Har! Punk: The best anti-Clinton conspirator is Clinton. The great right-wing conspiracy