Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 13, 2015
January 12, 2015
January 14, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Haywire! Rodeo Jones: Rip, it's Rodeo. I just got shot at by Frank Finkle and Breezy's Mother! Did the pod people finally take over? Rip Haywire: Where are you? Rodeo Jones: I followed them to the old textile mill... either it's a classic supervillain hole-up or they needed to scrap nylon! Rip Haywire: Rodeo, do not approach them... that's not Breezy's Mom... it's Mrs. Fake Front! Rodeo Jones: F-Fake front!? That disgusting creep had a wife? Before I met Cobra, I couldn't get a date for two years!
Chrisdiaz801 over 9 years ago
Anyone think she’s wearing a mask? I do.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Why do we find that not hard to believe?
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Well yeah, Rodeo, there’s a reason for that.
Dkram over 9 years ago
Those two little spots in Rip’s window, are they a mistake, or is Rip’s car Haunted..\\//_
Fuddy Duddy over 9 years ago
Oh! Oh. Before Cobra, rodeo couldn’t get a date for two years. a Fake Front Rodeo, Fake Front Breezy’s Mom . . . Fake Front Cobra?
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Why is that not a surprise?
Jck123 over 9 years ago
Don’t get how Breezy could be fooled by a fake “Mom”, guess they just aren’t a close family.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
That’s right, Rodeo… That disgusting creep that looked like you had a wife. I guess there really is someone for everyone.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
It takes a very special kind of girl to date a dipstick.
DorianKTB over 9 years ago
Well, like Nick Lowe sang, “Love Is Strange”!