The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 01, 2015

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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Waitress: May I help you? Brutus: I'm very hungry, but I'm on my lunch break from work, so I don't have much time. Waitress: The businessperson's specials on the menu are guaranteed in five minutes or less. Brutus: Perfect! I'll have the grilled chicken businessperson's special. Waitress: Here's your businessperson's special. Waitress: Okay, you've got 4:59...4:58...4:57...