Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for November 04, 2014

Tube snake.

Thou shalt not eat of the tree of the knowledge of how the sausage is made.

Sausage Eating tree? Bait for Charlie Brown kites?

The now-extinct sausage tree. Used to be next to the money tree (also extinct)

Clearly the sausage snake in the original Garden of Eatin’.

Will he or won’t he?

Of course s/he will, it’s a cat.

You know, especially if you’re on the internet at work, you could be going out on a limb trying unknown links.