FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 16, 2014
November 09, 2014
November 23, 2014
Transcript:
Scritch scritch scritch Scratch scratch scratch Scretch scretch scretch Paige: I HATE HAVING DRY SKIN! I HATE IT! Andy: Jason, I said NO! Jason: Mom, c'mon! Are you not LISTENING to the poor girl?! Paige: Aaaa! (Scritch scritch) So dry!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Better call the water gun company, Andy, so it can be recalled. (Even I hate the dry skin on my hands when it gets cold out!)
ReneTray over 9 years ago
Not in the cold weather, you don’t!
Doctor11 over 9 years ago
Another plot foiled before it could even begin.
kab2rb over 9 years ago
Paige needs moisture lotion for dry skin.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Let him go! It looks like a perfect solution to me….: >)
jnik23260 over 9 years ago
I thought she had bedbugs at first!
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Supersoakers like that have disappeared—I think they got lawyered off the market.
Zero-Gabriel over 9 years ago
@Jason
GARDEN HOSE…!!!!
rphbeta over 9 years ago
Oregon or Maine?
omglorraine over 9 years ago
Apparently she refuses to moisturize after showers!
donut70 over 9 years ago
that water gun looks even more awesome then my dad’s , (now unavailable) super soaker 3000.
Extension Cord over 1 year ago
I have dry skin on my shins