Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 23, 2014
November 22, 2014
November 24, 2014
Transcript:
The future's here, we have it all,
She has the shops, and he football,
But could it (gasp!) be oversold?
Phone: nearest sports b
Aren't all these futures getting old?
No place for a quiet drink in central FL on Sundays. All the clubs hereabouts have 6+ flat-screens and their fans in fronta ’em cheering/booing all afternoon/night.. SmartPhone-type sports channels are frowned upon unless ear-buds are employed. . Retired geezer-jocks and their cheerleader wives …. Ah, the ambiance….
The closest mall to me sets up monster TVs and plenty of cushy seats in one area (near the food court) on major sports events days. Pretty close to a “man cave” eh?
we need electronics which project the light directly onto our retinas, that would give us best resolution and widest screen effect possible, and use the absolute least amount of energy. (unless someone else comes up with an efficient way to affect the optic nerve without producing light in the first place)
Mac.the.Knife Premium Member over 9 years ago
War Eagle Jimmy!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
I have seen malls with kiddie corners and coffee shops but why is it they don’t have sports bars?
Marko56 over 9 years ago
Too much competition for the food courts.
locake over 9 years ago
Why didn’t he stay home and watch his own TV?
Spent Hen over 9 years ago
Janis is the designated driver…. Probably more “oorah” in the bar than he gets at home!
Doctor_McCoy over 9 years ago
Arlo doesn’t have it all. If he did he’d have glasses.
unca jim over 9 years ago
No place for a quiet drink in central FL on Sundays. All the clubs hereabouts have 6+ flat-screens and their fans in fronta ’em cheering/booing all afternoon/night.. SmartPhone-type sports channels are frowned upon unless ear-buds are employed. . Retired geezer-jocks and their cheerleader wives …. Ah, the ambiance….
KEA over 9 years ago
no, but football is.
Janis Harrison over 9 years ago
The closest mall to me sets up monster TVs and plenty of cushy seats in one area (near the food court) on major sports events days. Pretty close to a “man cave” eh?
ron over 9 years ago
Dick Tracy used to watch a tiny screen in the 1960’s. It was silly then, and it is silly today.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 9 years ago
we need electronics which project the light directly onto our retinas, that would give us best resolution and widest screen effect possible, and use the absolute least amount of energy. (unless someone else comes up with an efficient way to affect the optic nerve without producing light in the first place)
bachinsure over 9 years ago
I suggest a good book or magazine makes the time fly while spouse is shopping.
auburntygr over 9 years ago
Touchdown, Auburn! War Eagle Jimmy!