The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 30, 2010

She hasn’t read the ‘Missed Connections’ one yet….

Rub a dub dub………………..

Wendy’s trying to find the phone number to order Pan pizza!

This must be a Fairy Tale … a NEWSPAPER!? ;)

Aww, how quant. I like Newspapers…but its not cost effective for me anymore.

No wonder her prince will never come, what a kingdom, fairies, two men in a tub looking for a third, lost boys, alternative lifestyles…

Nice.

at first I thought the Onceupona was a town somewhere in MN or WI (Awn - KuwPoh Nah)

(Sigh) like most women, she is looking for someone to support her.

maybe she should sign up on eharmony

you know, there was a time when the daily newspaper really was almost that big…..

I have some newspapers from the sixties that I saved, and the size difference ,not to mention thickness, is shocking……and sad

Suffering from Insomnia? Discover the fruit that will help you get your beauty sleep! call Malificent - 555-7734

DORM LOOKING FOR HOUSE MOTHER FOR SEVEN OLDER GENTLMEN. ROOM AND BOARD IN EXCHANGE FOR MINOR HOUSEKEEPING. 555-4567. ASK FOR DOC, DO NOT CONFER DOPEY OR GRUMPY

DF: It’s nothing to lose sheep over……..

Headline page one: Sheep Missing, Bo Peep Suspected of Wool-Gathering

Any candidates for 3rd man in the tub?

Wanted: a team of cute, cuddly forest animals who will cook and clean for a song.

Hey,Radish:

“They’ll all face-to-face meet in parallel space preceeding their leaders behind them” (The Space Child’s Mother Goose)