I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. My sneezes can do that. I have to open the windows in my car when I sneeze or I’ll blow the windows out. I can set a car alarm off at 50 paces. I once sneezed and a co-worker on another floor emailed me a gesundheit. Thirty minutes later, I got another from my cousin who lives in another time zone. The local university uses me to calibrate their seismograph machine. The pressure wave gives new meaning to the term “cold” front.
jname96 over 9 years ago
coool!
jreckard over 9 years ago
Chaos theory.
Emmett Wayne over 9 years ago
I can’t top Jreckard. That was great!
dflak over 9 years ago
I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. My sneezes can do that. I have to open the windows in my car when I sneeze or I’ll blow the windows out. I can set a car alarm off at 50 paces. I once sneezed and a co-worker on another floor emailed me a gesundheit. Thirty minutes later, I got another from my cousin who lives in another time zone. The local university uses me to calibrate their seismograph machine. The pressure wave gives new meaning to the term “cold” front.
dflak over 9 years ago
Forgot one. My sneezes are so loud even God says “bless you.”
dflak over 9 years ago
I’m getting out of here now with what’s left of my sanity.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s what you get for putting your digits up your nose.
bmonk over 9 years ago
I’m guessing he wasn’t doing discrete math.