Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 19, 2014

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    jname96  over 9 years ago

    coool!

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    jreckard  over 9 years ago

    Chaos theory.

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    Emmett Wayne  over 9 years ago

    I can’t top Jreckard. That was great!

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. My sneezes can do that. I have to open the windows in my car when I sneeze or I’ll blow the windows out. I can set a car alarm off at 50 paces. I once sneezed and a co-worker on another floor emailed me a gesundheit. Thirty minutes later, I got another from my cousin who lives in another time zone. The local university uses me to calibrate their seismograph machine. The pressure wave gives new meaning to the term “cold” front.

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    Forgot one. My sneezes are so loud even God says “bless you.”

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    I’m getting out of here now with what’s left of my sanity.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago

    That’s what you get for putting your digits up your nose.

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    I’m guessing he wasn’t doing discrete math.

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