Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 31, 2014

He’s better off in a no-fly zone.

It’s not the fall that gets you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.

Floyd the Flyer, he is not.

Better than landing in merde

I’m quite sure Floyd is a dodo bird! They are extinct…Yup, quite sure…

Hi GROG. Floyd needs a parking zone. He is zoned out.

Is that the best you can do, Freud? “Landing challenged?”

Have you ever heard of the gooney birds on Midway Island? They have trouble with takeoffs and landings

For the real world— Google® “video of gooney bird landing” and watch a few videos.

Seriously.

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