Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 17, 2014

Oh those silly fast foods!

“What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato when they were out for a walk? The father tomato looks back and sees his child way behind him, he runs back to him, stomps on him and yells “KETCHUP!”"

Smile, you’re on Candid Condiment Camera. (Ralph’s behind the camera?) He’ll be getting a chili reception from her.

Now she’s really got golden arches

Where’s Ralph?? – he could have been an eyewitness – if he’d been there!

Oh no.

Guess Ralph don’t care for small fries . . . . ☻

Ralph doesn’t like too much gratuitious ketchup.

Where’s my Little Buddy, huh Dave? Where, hmm??