Garfield: Salad can't be trusted.
May 03, 2024
May 01, 2024
According to you, Garfield.
Bring in the SWAT team
Salads are boring too.
Here is my joke for the day:Why did the vegetarian (like Clark Kent) toss his salad.Because he wasn’t eating cookies.
Salad can’t be trusted….
A collaborator!
But lasagna can. Lol
I think that you can always trust a vegetable, as they have no ulterior motive.
The fruit and dip keeps them in check.
That’s why you need to put some googly eyes on the salad, so you know where it stands . . .
I trust a salad if it comes with Thousand Island Dressing!.Any salad, almost…
Lettuce prey?
Arm yourself with ranch dressing.
Garfield would eat it if it was still alive and growing.
And neither can Garfield.
no, it cannot
I think this is a low point for the strip
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
According to you, Garfield.
E.S.K. over 9 years ago
Bring in the SWAT team
dustspecks Premium Member over 9 years ago
Salads are boring too.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Here is my joke for the day:Why did the vegetarian (like Clark Kent) toss his salad.Because he wasn’t eating cookies.
davesoup1972 over 9 years ago
Salad can’t be trusted….
RangerFish over 9 years ago
A collaborator!
Aaron Saltzer over 9 years ago
But lasagna can. Lol
pcolli over 9 years ago
I think that you can always trust a vegetable, as they have no ulterior motive.
Lomax9er7 over 9 years ago
The fruit and dip keeps them in check.
rubisco2 over 9 years ago
That’s why you need to put some googly eyes on the salad, so you know where it stands . . .
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I trust a salad if it comes with Thousand Island Dressing!.Any salad, almost…
JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago
Lettuce prey?
glowing-steak32 over 9 years ago
Arm yourself with ranch dressing.
jimboylan over 9 years ago
Garfield would eat it if it was still alive and growing.
victorialiubackup7 over 6 years ago
And neither can Garfield.
garfieldlover over 4 years ago
no, it cannot
V I C E over 3 years ago
I think this is a low point for the strip