Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 19, 2014
September 18, 2014
September 20, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: There's one fact that your genealogical research cannot disprove... I am proud to have Native American ancestry! My great-grandmother was born on a reservation! So there!! June: She was indeed! Her parents, however, were born in Germany. Ralph: You need to find a different hobby!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
News Flash: Anyone born on the continent of North, Central or South America are American Natives. Those of us who were born in North America can arrogantly claim to be the only Americans; it is a tradition handed down from our immigrant ancestors.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
On the other hand, people are now saying that things like Cuba are part of North America because they’re on the continental shelf. By their logic, I wasn’t born on this continent because my birthplace in southern California was west of the San Andreas fault, on the Pacific plate..But you could walk to North America from there without getting your feet wet.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
EAR WORM alert:All together now; It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after….(sorry forgot the rest of the lyrics).
hippogriff over 9 years ago
daDoctah: Yeah, drought has that effect on fresh water, but rising salt water will compensate for it.