Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 06, 2014
September 05, 2014
September 07, 2014
Transcript:
Looking for a missing Breezy, Rip heads into town! Man 1: The girl we put in the jail... she will hang tomorrow for stealing that bufferin. Man 2: She wanted it so badly... Man 1: Too bad she couldn't afford the $1000 gringo stranger tax on it. Man 2: Death and taxes... they truly go hand in hand. Rip Haywire: I better introduce my fists to these goons so they won't be strangers!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
$1000 for a Gringo Tax? Is that in pesos? Is it the Bufferin that was a hanging offence or was it just refusing they scam for attention?
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Okay, you be Death, and he can be Taxes. After Rip’s done with you, I’ll see to it that you’re buried hand in hand.
ewalnut over 9 years ago
No painkiller like a little adrenaline.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 9 years ago
What is with the creepy eyes Rip has been sporting lately, not a good style.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Breezy, hanged? Surely not! Say it aint so.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Goons… Meet Heft McLefty and Mighty McRighty! Let’s get down to business, shall we?