“Vikings use primitive weapons to kill what they eat and then wear what’s left…”
…says the knife-wielding little girl wearing the leather jacket.
And using advanced weapons to kill what is then neither eaten nor worn is SO much classier, no? The norm, these days, is to eat and wear what SOMEBODY else has killed, That’s how I do it; I wouldn’t advise trying to eat and wear anything that’s still living.
As far as the “filthy, hairy bodies” go, just because SHE’S 60 years old and has never reached puberty doesn’t mean nobody else has…
indeed Lalas, they were navigators, founded cities even in the Americas long before anyone else. They also lived by raiding because of the shorter growing season, so the weapons were needed and were comparable to anything at the time. Superb archers as well.
wndrwrthg about 14 years ago
Just cleave his skull and get it over with.
lalas about 14 years ago
Hello… most advanced maritime peoples up to that point and for another 500 years!
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
“Vikings use primitive weapons to kill what they eat and then wear what’s left…”
…says the knife-wielding little girl wearing the leather jacket.
And using advanced weapons to kill what is then neither eaten nor worn is SO much classier, no? The norm, these days, is to eat and wear what SOMEBODY else has killed, That’s how I do it; I wouldn’t advise trying to eat and wear anything that’s still living.
As far as the “filthy, hairy bodies” go, just because SHE’S 60 years old and has never reached puberty doesn’t mean nobody else has…
yyyguy about 14 years ago
vikings had fancier hats, too.
yyyguy about 14 years ago
and what kind of fashion statement is wearing a black leather jacket over a red polka dotted dress supposed to be? leave us vikings alone, please.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Toon: your avatar is a CAT! :)
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
indeed Lalas, they were navigators, founded cities even in the Americas long before anyone else. They also lived by raiding because of the shorter growing season, so the weapons were needed and were comparable to anything at the time. Superb archers as well.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
Well, “cities” is pushing it. “Settlements” seem likely, though…
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
Judging from his waist, it looks like the Vikings invented Spanx.
trekkermint about 14 years ago
vikings, packers, whichever ;)