FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 07, 1991

Transcript:

Paige: Daddy, I am appalled! Roger: What about? Paige: Peter just told me you're mad because mom's going to a dumb ol' basketball game without you. You should be ashamed of yourself! Roger: Paige, it's not a "dumb ol'" basketball game, it's the Bulls game! Paige: So you should be happy that mom gets to go! Roger: I'd be happy if she had any sort of knowledge of basketball! As it is, the ticket's practically going to be wasted on her. Paige: If it makes her happy, it's not a waste. Roger: I, on the other hand, can appreciate-... Andy: You know what I would appreciate?...