Close to Home by John McPherson for February 28, 2010

This may just catch on….

I’d try a hit of that…

No Hornets like happy Hornets.

If they start stinging put them in restraints.

If Prozac has the same side effect it has on me, they won’t reproduce either. Did I say that?

Lewreader: You may have to say that again.

Maybe they should change the name to Bee Nice.

I’ll take dazed and stingless.

I wonder what their honey will taste like.

Try thorozine.

So the idiom “mad as a hornet” will soon go by the wayside?

It’s not going to work. It takes at least a couple of weeks to see results, and you have to dose them daily.

If the prozac did work the hornets might sting just for the fun of it! Best to put the hornets to sleep and move the hive to someone else’s house.

I found prozac worked best in tandem with Irish whiskey and pot.