The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 03, 2022
Transcript:
Riley: Dear Santa, You don't know me and I don't know you. I ain't the type to be believin' no fairy tales and sweatin' some fat dude at the mall. But when it comes to my cheddar, I don't take chances. See, I don't know if you exist or not. But if you do, and you been hittin' all these other kids off, but failed to bless Esco - we got beef, kid. Word! Fortunately for you, I know two words that save ya life, son... ... platinum jewelry. (And put some ice on that) Signed, R. Esco.
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
We’re proud of how well you express your feelings, Esco.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Sorry Riley, but Santa doesn’t give presents to spoiled brats like you.
SofaKing over 1 year ago
Would he write “believin’” ?
djtenltd over 1 year ago
Talk about an overactive imagination!
kaffekup over 1 year ago
I love that use of “cheddar”.
1JennyJenkins over 1 year ago
U da man Riley(!!!)
Covering the bases, just in case…