The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for February 18, 2019
February 17, 2019
February 19, 2019
Transcript:
Riley: Mr. Bishop, I'm a humble man from humble beginnings. How can I achieve a life of cash, jewelry and floozies? Mr. Bishop: Well, I'll tell you exactly what you need to do. Riley: Great! Whatever it is, I'm ready - Mr. Bishop: Always put Jesus first, young playa... everything else falls into place. Riley: Okay, wait ... I wasn't ready.
awomanonwheels about 5 years ago
There seems to be a disconnect between the Bishop’s vocation on the words he just uttered. It just made my head hurt a little bit.
bakana about 5 years ago
Yep. Jeezzus is the Greatest Scam ever invented.
If the congregation doesn’t fill that collection plate, just threaten them all with Hell for the Sin of being Stingy.