A woman walks her tiny dog down the street and encounters a man walking his very large snake down the same sidewalk. Man: He's very friendly.
The little dog is all like;You know I really wasn’t looking for new friends today.
I can’t snake my eyes off of you
That snake is looking at that dog like, “Yummy, a snack!”
Or is he friendly?
And very hungry.
Honestly, nine times outta ten, when someone says their pet’s friendly, the pet then gets antsy.
lindonc almost 10 years ago
The little dog is all like;You know I really wasn’t looking for new friends today.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 10 years ago
I can’t snake my eyes off of you
lovecats Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That snake is looking at that dog like, “Yummy, a snack!”
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Or is he friendly?
banjinshiju almost 10 years ago
And very hungry.
Blaize almost 2 years ago
Honestly, nine times outta ten, when someone says their pet’s friendly, the pet then gets antsy.