Telemarketer: Excuse me. Are you Eno L. Camino?
Eno: Yeah.
Telemarketer: I'm Clint, the telemarketer that always calls you around dinnertime. I tried you at home, but you weren't there.
Just do what I do when they call. I answer it with a whispering voice and I say " It’s done….but there is so much blood everywhere." They don’t call again. I’m on the no call list too that worked for a while but for several months now seems I’m getting those over sea scam callers for credit that your told by automated female voice to push 1 to continue. So when that happens I push it and when the guy comes on the call I go into one of my various acts from a little old senile lady that rambles about her surgery to insane person who just saw Elvis at the local AM/PM market and no one believes me or my favorite the person who has 25 credit cards all over due or being sued on and I’m so happy they want to clear my credit and then I give them a fake number if they don’t hang up on me first. Most hang up right after I tell them about the “lawsuits and judgements”. Sometimes if they have a heavy accent like most due I’ll stop in the middle of my act and tell them how sexy their voice is and begin a big fake sexing trip on them, then immediately drop that and jump back to the my terrible credit woes and I could use a big strong fellow to help me.
comicgos almost 10 years ago
Llewellenbruce almost 10 years ago
I wonder what kind of crap he’s trying to sell Eno?
Proginoskes almost 10 years ago
Pfff. Philip K Dick has ads that follow you around, in one of his stories.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Show him that odd rash you have. That always seems to make people leave quickly.
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Eno must have brought his smell phone with him.
frenat almost 10 years ago
Telemarketers still call? Ever since I signed up on the do not call list years ago I haven’t gotten a single call.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Now that is funny, I just lost part of a sausage.
LingeeWhiz almost 10 years ago
Invite him to dinner. He seems to not have much of a life (either).
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
For me, it would be time to grab a baseball bat or something very heavy;not that I would threaten him, of course…
Imacyn almost 10 years ago
Just do what I do when they call. I answer it with a whispering voice and I say " It’s done….but there is so much blood everywhere." They don’t call again. I’m on the no call list too that worked for a while but for several months now seems I’m getting those over sea scam callers for credit that your told by automated female voice to push 1 to continue. So when that happens I push it and when the guy comes on the call I go into one of my various acts from a little old senile lady that rambles about her surgery to insane person who just saw Elvis at the local AM/PM market and no one believes me or my favorite the person who has 25 credit cards all over due or being sued on and I’m so happy they want to clear my credit and then I give them a fake number if they don’t hang up on me first. Most hang up right after I tell them about the “lawsuits and judgements”. Sometimes if they have a heavy accent like most due I’ll stop in the middle of my act and tell them how sexy their voice is and begin a big fake sexing trip on them, then immediately drop that and jump back to the my terrible credit woes and I could use a big strong fellow to help me.