La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 27, 2010
January 26, 2010
January 28, 2010
Transcript:
The Beandocks Eddie: Did Rush Limbaugh really tell people not to donate to Haiti? Cuco: Yep. He's an old softie. He probably wants everybody to send donations to his island charity: Rush Limbaugh's Dominican Republic Viagra Vacation Fund.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
(From “The Smoking Gun”, late June 2006)
Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men–including the producers of the hit show “24”–when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program.
It is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills. The passenger manifest was among several documents released today by the Palm Beach County State’s Attorney in response to a TSG open records request. Included in the material released were a copy of the handwritten statement Limbaugh provided investigators after he was detained upon the discovery of the impotency drug.
An affidavit sworn three days later by Limbaugh was also released. In that document, Limbaugh explains that the Viagra “was intended for my exclusive use” and that the drug had been prescribed in the name of his drug treatment doctor, “to further maintain and protect my privacy.”
Because a man like Rush Limbaugh cannot afford to look ridiculous?
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
Get found with Viagra and your privacy is nil.
charles swartout Premium Member over 14 years ago
open.
Nice way to keep such an “open mind” I can just feel the warmth and tolerence. With such a caring attitude you must be a democrat
Quantumtorpedo1 over 14 years ago
The wealthy and not so wealthy go to the DR to have sex with under aged boys and girls. The talking blimp has a nice record going with his illicit drugs of choice.
rainman5353 over 14 years ago
Viagra is now “an illicit drug”? Since when?
T A B Premium Member over 14 years ago
I believe Quantumtorpedo1 is refering to Rush and his association with Oxycontin and his procurment of same through his housekeeper.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Not that I support Rush anymore since his stonewalling and failure to man up over his drug addiction, but he ment that if you send money to Haiti, it won’t get to the people who need it - it will just go into the hands of government people and bandits - the Haitian people won’t benefit at all…