A knife sits at a bar with a fork for a bartender. Knife: Gimme something to take the edge off.
He’s a real cut-up…..
Didn’t you hear, buddy? He’s a bit tense – better fork over a double!
Okay…..lets begin…..count with me…One tequila, two tequila, three tequila…..floor!!!Five tequila, six tequila, seven tequila…..door!!!Takes the edge off every time.
blunebottle almost 10 years ago
He’s a real cut-up…..
T_Lexi almost 10 years ago
Didn’t you hear, buddy? He’s a bit tense – better fork over a double!
Vet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Okay…..lets begin…..count with me…One tequila, two tequila, three tequila…..floor!!!Five tequila, six tequila, seven tequila…..door!!!Takes the edge off every time.