Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 23, 2014
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Transcript:
potholes like the eskimos who supposedly have dozens of words to describe types of snow, drivers have developed a vocabulary for pothole varieties. here are a few. a "rimshot" is your common basic tire-chewing, wheel-misaligning pothole. somewhat worse is a "scrapmaker," which often causes spontaneous automotive disassemblage. person: well, blow the horn. the "pit of carkoon" type is home to a tentacled monster cap-able of devouring everything up to a ford bronce. in a "k street kanyon," erosion has revealed past geological ages down to the pre-cambrian, attracting paleontologists & tour groups.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Ahh, Richard, you should try Chicago, where mis-filling tens of thousands of potholes is a job-maker for armies of patronage crews….
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Need a break? try Seattle, there’re Huge, one is so big, put a roof over it, and have a 10 room home, not kidding of course
garysnorton almost 10 years ago
Love the word, “disassembladge.”