"We keep him around to measure how high the corn has gotten."
“Oh, What A Beautiful Morning”…
I think The Simpsons already did this joke. I think..
Those are some big ears.
Keep him around too long…there won’t be ANY corn left to measure!
But they’ll have some excellent fertilizer.
If he is talking to his dad, is this “POPCORN?”
At least it’s not a pink elephant.
oh, and look! there’s bright golden glaze on the meadow
How do you keep him from eating the corn?
That’s how they do it in Oklahoma.
I thought they just kept him around so that when they were sitting around the house at night, bored, they could bring him in and talk about him.
Where are the cattle standing like statues?.nighthawks: It’s haze, not glaze.
When it is as high as his eye, its harvest time, then that weeping willow will be laughing!
It only has to be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
Corn has been bred to be shorter since mid-20th century because it is now picked by machines. Tall corn wastes its growing energy on height rather than ears.
August 21, 2015
hsawlrae almost 10 years ago
“Oh, What A Beautiful Morning”…
Dobie Takahama almost 10 years ago
I think The Simpsons already did this joke. I think..
jsab0 almost 10 years ago
Those are some big ears.
noreenklose almost 10 years ago
Keep him around too long…there won’t be ANY corn left to measure!
mrs8s almost 10 years ago
But they’ll have some excellent fertilizer.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If he is talking to his dad, is this “POPCORN?”
ladykat almost 10 years ago
At least it’s not a pink elephant.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
oh, and look! there’s bright golden glaze on the meadow
scyphi26 almost 10 years ago
How do you keep him from eating the corn?
Under Dog Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That’s how they do it in Oklahoma.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I thought they just kept him around so that when they were sitting around the house at night, bored, they could bring him in and talk about him.
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
Where are the cattle standing like statues?.nighthawks: It’s haze, not glaze.
She Mc almost 10 years ago
When it is as high as his eye, its harvest time, then that weeping willow will be laughing!
Herb Thiel Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It only has to be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
Corn has been bred to be shorter since mid-20th century because it is now picked by machines. Tall corn wastes its growing energy on height rather than ears.