Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 30, 2014
May 29, 2014
May 31, 2014
Transcript:
Thanks but no thanks, Nik. I'm going to the prom with Gordie. Oh, come on! you're choosing him over me? But I'm captain of the hockey team! ...which, by the way had a record this season of two wins, fourteen losses. Is it my fault we had a lousy goalie? Make that fifteen losses!
gregberan almost 10 years ago
oh come on now.. is that a dig at the Houston Texans 2013 season?
frumdebang almost 10 years ago
kakuna02 – so you’re saying that the Houston Texans were 2nd with a record of two wins, fourteen losses? Man, that is one lousy league.
peanuts511 almost 10 years ago
oooooh!! BURN!!! btw all the commenters above look new. just saying
Comisftw almost 10 years ago
That’s just cruel, Nate.Rubbing it in.
BigNate11829 almost 10 years ago
BURN!!!!!!
dark lord almost 10 years ago
nik’s pants are really high in the 2nd panel
itstarted almost 10 years ago
nik needs to show emotion.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Well anyway Ellen has the situation well in hand: even escorting NIK not-too-politely towards the “out” door……..I reckon Nate’s counting the brush-off as a 15th loss for NIK!! Gee whiz!! Nice to see brother & sis on the same page about something!! Glee! GLEE!!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I agree with you Nate.
will comic man almost 10 years ago
actually u r 3rd
folklegendredux almost 10 years ago
Gordie is like a living Picasso painting
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Proms!! Goalies!! 1st, 2nd, and so forth!! Sarcasm!!! Ohhhhh, LIFE!!!
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
…..AND PICASSO!!! Wooo-Hoooooooooooooooooooo!! Ha. Ha.
T.A.S.K Master almost 10 years ago
Yes ‘Nik’. It is your fault.
VERY BURN-ISH BURN!
Tater almost 10 years ago
In your face, Nik!
Asd12_bleu almost 6 years ago
Ouch!
MatthewMukkala over 3 years ago
Damn, that’s colder than the ice rink
Sokka the Great over 3 years ago
If he’s gonna talk that way about his teammates, he shouldn’t be team captain.
Wetnoodle111 over 3 years ago
It actually is Nik’s s fault, he got to pick the team as captain, right?
MabelPines1234 over 3 years ago
GO GORDIE! DOWN NIKS!! ELLEN HAS BAD TASTE! HER JEANS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
gradywchastin about 3 years ago
ISN’T it his fault if he’s the captain? I mean, doesn’t he get to pick the players from tryouts?
Mono_Matt_36 almost 3 years ago
they say girls go for the jocks, he using that to persuade her
Not Nate Wright over 2 years ago
GORDIE! BURN!
BigNateLover94 over 2 years ago
Ellen is actually being smart and mature for once.
STUFF ENJOYER 2 months ago
It’s 15 losses.