Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 29, 2014
You know, Nik, I thought it seemed odd, you showing up out of the blue and asking me to the prom! Obviously, you only thought to invite me after your first choice backed out on you! Plus, what's up with having no "c" in your name? I mean..."Nik"? I'll take it from here, thanks. I'm just sayin'. It's a little sketchy.