Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for May 08, 2014
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Caption: OUR STORY---As a teenager, PHIL FUMBLE escapes a terrible home life! He drives an old van to his mother's brother's home in THREE ROCKS! DANIEL is a priest. Phil is hoping he can make a NEW LIFE.... Priest: I called your mother. She's okay with you staying here, Phil. Phil: I'm ASHAMED of leaving MOM, uncle Daniel, but my STEPFATHER doesn't HURT her. It's ME he hates. Priest: Don't worry about HIM coming here! He HATES ME, and the CHURCH, too! I'm "The BLACK SHEEP with the WHITE COLLAR" of the family! What would you say if I sang out of tune... Phil: You do! A little!
nixie224 almost 10 years ago
Maybe Uncle Daniel should sing the song Joe Cocker style
Alexander Batey almost 10 years ago
J.R.R. Tolkien and his brother lived with the local priest when their mom died. No problems.
ladykat almost 10 years ago
Not all priests were child molesters.
sevenfeet0 almost 10 years ago
Well Phil is certainly getting retconned from his original persona as a the foppish, eye-wandering white-bread boyfriend of Fritzi from the 1950s.
RedSamRackham almost 10 years ago
Episcopal maybe? ☺
catesmatt almost 10 years ago
1] Interesting storyline — but let’s not forget Nancy and Fritzi back home (and when are Phil and Fritzi going to tie the knot, anyway? It’s about time…). 2] Mention “priest” or “Catholic” and the haters crawl out of the woodwork. Child molesters often plan their lives out around their perversion (and genuine religious belief can’t be considered a factor), and choose careers or avocations which bring them into trusted contact with children: they might be teachers, Scout/youth leaders, coaches, day care employees, clergy (any faith), or any number of other paths. For Catholics, the scandals have been grievous, and overall opinion among them has been that hierarchs within the Church should have done better. Statistically, however, your child is still safer in the presence of a priest that with a public-school employee — or clergy of many other faiths, for that matter.
Wiseguy70005 almost 10 years ago
Gee, what a coincidence! A priest who just happens to sing songs from famous musicians! Never hear about musicians in this strip!
Reality,really? almost 10 years ago
It’s late but understand that the percentages of pedophilia are less among the priesthood than the general public. Your comments are ignorant and bigoted.