Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 30, 2014

9 dart game for 501… Andy’s no slouch at the game. T20, T20, D20, followed by T19, T19, T19… if he opened with that I don’t think T20, T20, Bull would be to difficult¡ I’ve seen it done a few times…

Just a bit of “friendly” advice…

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Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 15 hours agoIn the same way they made it……… perverted ! -Too close and you might not get a separate present. -I just got a P.O. box address in Metropolis, Illinois for her. I wouldn’t mind going by for a visit. All I need is a girlfriend to accompany me. Going alone feels a little odd. -I’m glad your dental guy is friendly. The one we got after our original guy died was better and had more up to date equipment. -Flipping on out now !__________________________________________________Take Puppy Dog with you. She’s your ‘girlfriend’ isn’t she? LOL. Just kidding.-Sorry to hear you’re feeling lonely. If you can’t find someone then maybe a good friend who is fun to be around would be the next step up? Not saying it’ll be better but it’s preferable to nothing.-Mark has been my dentist since I was little. He’s my Mum’s too. My Dad has a different dentist at the same surgery.I feel sorry for people who have a mean dentist because if there’s one person you don’t want to be mean to you it’s the guy moving metal instruments around in your mouth. Shudder!-Well Trigger is coming back tomorrow. He told me personally that he’s excited to see you more than anybody else.-He probably said that because you have a nice crunchy apple for him.-Happy Wednesday to you!

Another clip from the classic sitcom “Only Fools & Horses”

Favourite line: “I mean this is terrific innit? His Lordship’s nowhere to be seen and now even the butler’s having a moody”

Get ’em. Andy. Flay his knackers!! :P

“a necklace made of dead relatives.”.Well if you’ve paid for their funerals, get something back from it. Personally, I’m leaving my corpse to a medical school so that no-one has to fork out a fortune for a funeral. I’m not religious, and I think too many undertakers get rich at the expense of the bereaved.

Some of you might have seen the report of the prisoner who was “Tasered” in his cell that I posted a few days ago….. now here’s video..http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/30/guardian-footage-police-taser-naked-man-lee-birch

Thanks-———From yesterday:Am I the only one to notice the irony of Sterling and Silver?

I think so. I watched half of the episode 2 years ago. I didn’t see the ending as the second part was taken down and then a couple of months later the first part was taken down too.

“Only Fools & Horses” has been my favourite sitcom for years. I saw it before Blackadder but I can’t choose between the two.

See you on the ‘flip over’ side!

I don’t talk much, but I love anything about fish. I had platys, mollies, you name it, 20 tanks full. I’m presently in a walkup apartment, so one small tank of goldfish from WalMart is all I have now