Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 30, 1994

Transcript:

Ellen: Good gravy! My favorite actor is getting divorced AGAIN! After only four months! ...What is it with celebrities? Don't they know the meaning of true love? Honestly? Commitment? All these show biz types need to grow up! Nate: They need... DAN CUPID! Love Consultant to the STARS! man: You promise this won't leave a scar? Dan: Trust me, babe!