Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 01, 1994

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Attention, Hollywood! He's...DAN CUPID, Love Consultant to the STARS! Chip: Hello again, everybody! Chip Chipson here with that renowned matchmaker, DAN CUPID!! Dan: Who loves ya, babe? Chip: Tell me, Dan...is it true that you're responsible for bringing together some of Hollywood's best-known couples? Dan: Absolutely, Chip! My "love darts" have been working their magic for years! I've hitched up Demi and Bruce, Goldie and Kurt, Richard and Cindy! Chip: Tom and Roseanne? Dan: That wasn't my fault I was sick that day.