Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2005

Transcript:

"Oh, my poor, poor guard duck...I can't believe they have you in a maximum security prison." "It's okay, Pig...I'll make it." "But there are gangs!...And big, bad men!...And if you don't give them everything they want, they...they...do bad things!...Oh, my little guard duck, how will you ever survive??!!" "Your smokes, sir...Got 'em as fast as I could." "You @#$#$^ idiot...These aren't Marlboro Lights."