Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2005
"See you later, Zebra...Pig and I are going to the 75th anniversary party for the comic strip, 'Blondie'." "Yeah, right...They'd never invite you to that. You've done nothing but ridicule those older strips." "Well, they didn't exactly invite us...We're sort of...uh...dropping in..." "Well, once they see who you are, they're gonna kick you right out." "We're taking precautions."