Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 06, 2005

Transcript:

"Let's play chess." "How do you play?" "You wear this handkerchief over your eyes and try to capture the other player's king." "Do you wear one, too?" "That's very hurtful, pg...Of course I wear one...please apologize for implying I would cheat." "I'm sorry, Rat...You're my best friend and I trust you." "...Checkmate." "Good game, buddy."