Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 05, 2005
"Okay, zeeba neighba...me tired of your games, so me hire sopheestivated lawyer. He write openeeng statement for me. Peese shut mouf. Leesten." "Ahem...Gud eveneegs, people of da world. Chapter nine, scene two, Psalm seexten off United States Conseetution say thees--and me quote-- Ees okay me keel you."" "Me rest case." "Listen, I don't mean to embarrass you or your attorney, but I can assure you that those words are not in the consitution...if you really want to debate this, I suggest you and your lawyer try to formulate a slightly more forceful opening statement." "Whisper whisper whisper" "Your mama fat as house."