Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2005

Transcript:

"Did you ever notice how every time the news discusses al-Qaeda, they show the same training video where these morons swing on the monkey bars?" "I mean, it makes you wonder, if these idiots thought swinging on the monkey bars was intimidating enough to put on their video, what shots didn't make the cut?..." "YAY." "No push me, Ahmed." "DIRECTOR" "No!No! Cut!"