Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2005

Transcript:

"Okay, Zeeba, lesten... Me know you no scard of us because we dumb. Well, bad news for you. Now we got Fred. He smart guy. He going to inteemidate you wid his words. You show heem, Fred." "WHen I look upon my crocodile brethren, I am reminded of the words of William Shakespear, who said, to wit, "Here comes a pair of very strange beasts, which in all tongues are called fools." This, to you, my Zebra friend, I offer my humblest apologies for these carnivorous inbeciles. They bring me... great shame." "... Dat not right speech."