Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 14, 2004

Transcript:

"We had to cancel the zebra/lion/croc olympics...The greeks weren't ready and the crocs kept killing us." "That's the way it goes dude." "Yeah, but what a waste...we bought all those medals for nothing." "Give 'em to some loser who'll appreciate 'em 'cause he's too lame to win awards on his own." "Not so loud."