Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 05, 2004

Transcript:

"Do you think your life will end with a bang or a whimper?" "Both, I guess." "What do you mean 'both'?" "Well, if I get shot, I'll probably start crying, so that would be a bang, followed by a whimper." "...Now I'm gonna whimper." "Happy trails good buddy."