Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2003

Transcript:

"C'mon, now there, Wanda Baby, how bouts givin' me anudder chance there?" "Forget it...You're a lazy slob...If I ever date another gnu, he's gonna be in shape." "In shape? C'mon now....I'm in shape there." "Ha! I mean one of those real athletic, muscular guys, like those sprinters you see on T.V." "...So she said she was raising her standards?" "Yeah...Now it's all the gnus that's fit to sprint."