Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 18, 2014
May 17, 2014
May 19, 2014
Transcript:
Adam: Huhm? Wha? Katy: Dad, I think there's a monster under my bed. Adam: Probably not, honey. Monsters need sleep, too. Katy: Seriously, dad. Adam: So, did he grab your feet when you got out of bed? Katy: Well... No. Adam: Okay. Good. So he's not a very good monster, is he? I mean, worst case scenario, you have a lazy non-foot-grabbing monster. I wouldn't worry. Sounds like he's not really into his job. Katy: Yeah... I still need you to get out of bed and check. Adam: Fine. But he's probably under there reading a magazine or something.
ladykat almost 10 years ago
Maybe Gumbo is under the bed. She hasn’t been around for a while.
tsandl almost 10 years ago
Yeah, Mom, that’s how all those magazines wound up under MY bed: monsters brought ’em.
Dani Rice almost 10 years ago
I when my girls were afraid of monsters under the bed, I’d spray air-freshener there and in the closet. Monsters don’t like sweet smells. But you knew that.
scyphi26 almost 10 years ago
This is probably how I’ll respond to my kids on this matter. Seems like something I’d do.
Font Lady Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I sprayed Lysol because the kids had seen commercials on TV about well it killed germs.
dzw3030 almost 10 years ago
I have a treaty with my spiders. They eat the other noxious bugs and keep a low profile. I don’t mess with their webs. So far, I haven’t woke with spider parts in my teeth. either they’re smart enough to stay out of danger or my breath needs help. :-)
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The upside of using a CPAP machine — it records whether you sleep with your mouth open (I do…)
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