Pickles by Brian Crane for April 09, 2014

Is that all the wisdom you passed on to that poor boy?

Wise…VERY wise.

“Does this dress make me look fat?”“No, your sedentary lifestyle and addiction to high-calorie foods make you look fat!”

the main lesson has been learnedthe library lives another day

Nelson will soon learn that all females ask if they are fat. He has to learn what answer to give so he survives another day.

" Does this dress make my butt look fat " ?" No your fat butt makes it look fat "

The best answer I’ve heard to “does this make me look fat?” is " You’re not fat. How could anything make you look fat?"

No, the best answer is, “dress? What dress? Come here, let’s be late to the party!”Always worked for me!

Like Lucy advising Linus… It’ll take years to unlearn everything Earl has told Nelson.

If you did, Nelson then no doubt Earl would get the blame.xxx

Put down the diet coke Opal,and, step away from the cherry pie.

That boy will go far in life. ;)