JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 10, 2014

Ick. Narcistic mothers are the worst!

If you don’t hold up your end,you will cease to be a daughterso step up to the plateand be the one you oughter.

(YOU try rhyming daughter).Be with me in personWe’re here such a short whileI need to see and touch youso we can share a smile.I know that you’ve got problemswell, I’ve had problems toobut I took them all in strideout of my love for you.You must take time for othersThat’s how it has to bejust take some for your mothersPlease take a bit for me

oh, God, one of those people who wants to relate to actual people, not cyber “friends”

Pack your bags, we’re going on a guilt trip.

My mother was fantastic. It’s my experience that the way to get rid of people is to whine about how they must love you more, pay more attention to you, etc. Ugh.

BTW, I think that Pajama Diaries is unusually funny today.You can see it at http://pajamadiaries.com/

Only one question in the entire strip.Wazzup widdat?

I’m not sure what I’m reading. Are you guys complaining or complimenting? All I can say is I would liked to have had the chance to have a mother to love me. I had a step-mother and she was a bi#%$.

She wants Face Time, not Facebook time. And what DavidHuieGreen rhymed.