liG prohT—The Alternate, Parallel, but INVISIBLE Universe II— DON'T NEED NO MOP!Mop is approached with a job offer.Rich Banks Been doing my homework on you Mop. Your wrestling career was remarkable!JP Whiz butts in-Not only that, he was pretty good.CJ —Thank you Captain Obvious. Now, ZIP IT Whiz!*Mop*—Yeah, thanks Mr. Banks, but these floors ain’t gonna polish and shine theyselves. We talkin’ polish and shine man. We talkin’ polish and shine. No one polish and shine like the Mop. You seen me out here every day, polish and shine the floors I love. How I gonna make the other janitors better, man? It just polish and shine. We talkin’ polish and shine.Uh…sorry. Gotta get after it.Tell me about this new job Mr. Banks, while I polish and shine.
I’ve been waiting a long time for some closure on some of these wild storylines we’ve seen the past few years, so I’m thinking between the internet wardrobe malfunction, the tat slap, the peacock and the shamrock shake, we are going to see something big here in the next few weeks.
In all reality, is the secret Wendy video is about to rock Milford or has the kid with the nasal strip from St Fabian just letting Keegan know about a porn site featuring tall blondes he s found ?
So Wendy is not the feature in the long lost video, and I’m sure her name isn’t anywhere, but of course this kid found it somehow. As we knew would happen.
So Keegan will say something inappropriate and our shy Milford bench warmer will move in…and they lived happily ever after. Next story please, please, please
@Gilfan 79…………. final closure: the aliens get tired of watching all this and finally invade Milford and vaporize everything and everybody there, peacocks, tattoo shops, old "rassler’s"", JPW……………… everything…….GONE!
Wiseguy1130 over 10 years ago
liG prohT—The Alternate, Parallel, but INVISIBLE Universe II— DON'T NEED NO MOP!Mop is approached with a job offer.Rich Banks Been doing my homework on you Mop. Your wrestling career was remarkable!JP Whiz butts in-Not only that, he was pretty good.CJ —Thank you Captain Obvious. Now, ZIP IT Whiz!*Mop*—Yeah, thanks Mr. Banks, but these floors ain’t gonna polish and shine theyselves. We talkin’ polish and shine man. We talkin’ polish and shine. No one polish and shine like the Mop. You seen me out here every day, polish and shine the floors I love. How I gonna make the other janitors better, man? It just polish and shine. We talkin’ polish and shine.Uh…sorry. Gotta get after it.Tell me about this new job Mr. Banks, while I polish and shine.
doublepaw over 10 years ago
Wiseguy- Never drink and write.
chujusmith over 10 years ago
I’ve been waiting a long time for some closure on some of these wild storylines we’ve seen the past few years, so I’m thinking between the internet wardrobe malfunction, the tat slap, the peacock and the shamrock shake, we are going to see something big here in the next few weeks.
Mr Reality over 10 years ago
In all reality, is the secret Wendy video is about to rock Milford or has the kid with the nasal strip from St Fabian just letting Keegan know about a porn site featuring tall blondes he s found ?
Mopman over 10 years ago
So Wendy is not the feature in the long lost video, and I’m sure her name isn’t anywhere, but of course this kid found it somehow. As we knew would happen.
miffedmax over 10 years ago
What kind of web site requires digging around to find and features wardrobe malfunctions of underage girls? Hmmmm.
jslabotnik over 10 years ago
What teenagers would CALL each other about something like that? He’d text him the address
jslabotnik over 10 years ago
Oh well I guess we can forgive them for one little implausibility over the last several years
twainreader over 10 years ago
So Keegan will say something inappropriate and our shy Milford bench warmer will move in…and they lived happily ever after. Next story please, please, please
tcar-1 over 10 years ago
@Gilfan 79…………. final closure: the aliens get tired of watching all this and finally invade Milford and vaporize everything and everybody there, peacocks, tattoo shops, old "rassler’s"", JPW……………… everything…….GONE!