FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 12, 2014

THAT was trying?! I wouldn’t even call that a “feeble attempt”! She should hand him the book, and tell him he can have his spaghetti and once again experience the weather when and only when he finishes his book report.

or…..just google it

I used to wonder why my teachers never had something from the original author to state the answers to these questions. It seemed that the “answers” were only those opinions the teacher held. Whatever happened to “it means what it says?” And the authors they pick are always dead so no one can prove them wrong.

Wonder if that’s real spaghetti…

It’s probably tofu spaghetti — or at least spaghetti with tofu-balls.

Do your own homework, Peter.

Your comments remind me of the part of “Back to School” where Rodney Dangerfield hired Kurt Vonnegut to write a book review of a Kurt Vonnegut novel — and flunked because the author obviously had no idea what Vonnegut was meaning!