Whew. What a day, right, bucket? Yeah, but it's 5:00 now, so it can't get any worse. Why do you say things like that, bucket? It wasn't me, fate! I know it can get way worse! Jinx! Jinx!
Bad. Bad. BAD Larry!….5:01 pm. ..the elevator doors open to the lobby where the boss is waiting (not his gopher or even the dragon that guards his door, it really is the boss) – “Everyone back upstairs! We need to do an all nighter. No exceptions!” He shouts. Order in dinner and breakfast!!
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Bad. Bad. BAD Larry!….5:01 pm. ..the elevator doors open to the lobby where the boss is waiting (not his gopher or even the dragon that guards his door, it really is the boss) – “Everyone back upstairs! We need to do an all nighter. No exceptions!” He shouts. Order in dinner and breakfast!!
Allan CB Premium Member over 10 years ago
LARRY!!! You’re the pariah now!
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Just like you never ask ‘what else can go wrong’.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 10 years ago
Or, these days, you REALLY can’t say, “Hey, the weather’s looking better!” That’s just asking for a thirty degree temp drop.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sorry mam! But I love your outfit. Especially your pants!
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
What does Larry do for a living?
Number Three over 10 years ago
Typical Monday Blues. I believe almost all of us suffer from them.
xxx
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I work in a medical office. NEVER say it’s quiet or the doctor is running on time.
noreenklose over 10 years ago
Jinx!
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
There are certain phrases you should refrain from saying at all cost if you want to avoid tempting the gods; “It can’t get any worse” is one of them.