The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 15, 2014
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Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: Why do I usually respond to your requests with a "no" instead of a "yes"? Mr. Veeblefester: I will let you in on a little secret, my boy... Mr. Veeblefester: It is simply a matter of efficiency - the word "no" is shorter than "yes" and therefore expends less effort!
comics over 10 years ago
Where are all the bags of money that are usually sitting beside his desk?
Qiset over 10 years ago
Boss, if I asked for a raise would you say no? And he says…
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
However, “Get out!” is much shorter and expends much less effort than three panels of explanation.
angelfiredragon over 10 years ago
Hey boss “Can I have a pay cut?” that would likely get him to say “Yes”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
What is it about NO! That he doesn’t understand.
38lowell over 10 years ago
After all these years of asking for a raise, it’s time to either move on, or retire!!And, get his own putter.Knew a guy who did this, just in time!!