Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 19, 2013

She is so on the verge of headbutting that Christmas tree.

She is soooo jelly.

Yeah, riiiight Marigold…and WHEN did you put that check in the mail again?

No need to be jealous, Marigold. In less than a month it will be hidden in the attic again for another year or it will be tossed to the curbside dying.

I have wondered the same for eons.

I think it’s time for Marigold to get all decked out for the holidays… I wonder if she has a favorite Christmas sweater…

Candy cane shirt.

It has long been passed through legends that unicorns could be found with their horns lodged in the trunk of a tree. Of course, no one knew why they had tried to spear the tree in the first place…But now we know.

But Marigold, what about those multiple reflections of yourself in all of those glass ornaments?

Aw, the tree looks nice Marigold. So do you.

you know, next to marigold, the tree doesn’t compare

This may inspire Marigold to a fabulous sparkles display. I have no doubt she can outdo that poor tree and she looks on the verge of doing it — and in color!. Dana….???

OR, from an old commercial, “It’s not NICE to fool with Unicorns!”

AND, (sorry, last one) Marigold, you’re BEAUTIFUL when you’re (not) jealous!

For that I have no idea Unicorn.

But unicorns have the best toppers. also look at your reflection in the ornaments.

Also, Marigold, don’t eat the decorations.

She was so named after the wrong flower.